Ship Ahoy!
One wet and windswept evening a banging on the door awoke me to find two shipwrecked old Pirate Hags washed up and withered. After more than a few tots o' rum and some hearty broth, they dried out and regaled me with tall tales from the high seas for the remainder of the night. Mary MacGreagor and Annie Greengrass were their names and they left me wide eyed and questioning more than a few things. Seeing as their ship was wrecked, they plied me with doubloons and stolen booty and commissioned me to make them a new one. Twas to be land bound mind, as they fancied it dry for a time to tell more tales and map out this land hereabouts.....